Pineapple Express (H)

9 reviews for Pineapple Express (H)

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   Rated 5 out of 5

   Ross monster – January 14, 2014

   Pineapple Express: took a while to get this strain so the anticipation was intense, nonetheless, nice strain. Didn’t blow me away, however, I did feel both awake but EXTREMELY relaxed. Functional, but slow. Feels almost indica until you get up and stretch; and what’s wrong with a nice stretch? Little munchies, nice mood booster, giggly, & pretty level headed. The only big downside I saw was my eyes drooped (I literally laughed at that word for 20 seconds) & made me appear higher than I actually was. But, hey, I’m that kind of stoner that likes to go around pretending I’m not half baked

2. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Alexander Marcus – June 14, 2017

   This cannabis is very special because it causes people to snap out of their anxious, worrying state of mind and out of their robotic like personality and it makes them come back into the present moment. You can see moment when the person snaps back into being in the present moment. Smells slightly like pineapples. Is very strong (strength maybe 9.0/10) and makes me very hungry. This pot has a higher potential of forming a habit because it is of such high quality.

3. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Pelaggy Pavelle – December 14, 2020

   Great potent strain, pungent fruity smell. Hard buds … happy high, laughing free spirited and joyful. This is a true sativa that I would dream about growing. Wish I could run through a field in August with tall Pineapple Express plants … no part of this bud should be wasted save the stems and leaves and throw them in with the cookie recipe … don’t let any part of this one go to waste.

4. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Mary Claire – December 14, 2020

   Despite the many comments saying that it is a great day time high, I think it has been overlooked as a bud to smoke at night. Pineapple Express is such a happy weed. I cannot help but laugh every time I look at a friend. It makes music terrific. Smoked a little bit and my scalp feels tingly. Whooooo!!1

5. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Doris ngeba – January 11, 2021

   Just picked up a 1/2 pound of this stuff from my buddy a couple days ago. I was smoking a joint of it while writing the review so it should be pretty spot on haha. The buds are sticky/resiney, dense and pretty large. Big fat chunky thangs. The high is great I am really impressed with the quality. Because at first glance the bud seems a little bland if I might say, but once you break it open and smell that sweet smell and feel the resin sticking to you’re fingers you know what you’re in for. It has a real earthy sweet taste to it and it burns quiet well in a bong, nice thick clouds. It’s pretty hard hitting but you instantly feel it flush from you head down, droopy eyes are what a lot of my friends that have smoke it have said. It’s a pretty lazy high as well. Overall the bud is great and I can’t wait to get through this batch to see what’s next. Though I will not complain if it’s more of the Pineapple. 😀

6. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Deepak Sharma – January 14, 2021

   This is my first experience with pineapple express and i highly recomend this to anyone who loves an amazingly euphoric sativa. The smell and taste are untouchable and the high is so euphoric and your mind and body are at peace

7. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Michelle yongo – January 14, 2021

   This weed leaves your mind feeling super spacey and unfocused. However it leaves your body feeling perfect/euphoric and ready to take on the day. Great weed for a summer day at the beach or something. Go out and have fun with this weed, but don’t do anything that requires your focus. BTW taste is unbelievably good with its pineapple flavor. Always highly potent.

8. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Ramos Steven – January 19, 2021

   Pineapple Express, for me, is one of the top sativa’s available. First, I’m a retired Army First Sergeant…I’m pretty banged-up with a spinal cord injury, and a bad anxiety disorder (they call it PTSD. Pineapple Express, especially the sample I had from THE GANJA HEAVEN, is very very reisiny. The green bud (with dark veins) produces the worst resin residue you’ll ever have on your fingers. Soap/ water won’t get it off…use isopropyl or a handy rag. This super sativa isn’t as stringy as green crack/golden goat…which makes rolling/burning a lot easier. The high is strong, but much more ‘enjoyable’ than other super-sativa’s. I was energized, but not nearly as hyper as similar strains. You’ll get ‘all’ the energy…but with a ‘much’ more euphoric/rewarding feeling. This is perfect for ‘daytime’ medicinal needs, and to other fellow soldiers suffering with anxiety… Altitude’s Pineapple Express will bring you more relief than any Xanex/Klonopin tablet could ever bring. Trust me…my case is severe, and this is my day/evening cure.

9. 

   Rated 5 out of 5

   Denise caleb – January 21, 2021

   After 30 years of not smoking weed, I stopped by a dispensary called THE GANJA HEAVEN to pick out weed for my first high in ages. The helpful agent pointed me to Pineapple Express, which he said would be a great return to weed. Boy, was he right! Being a hybrid, it was a perfect Sativa/Indica blend of mellow and alertness. It had an awesome taste and smoked from my new pipe soooo smoothly! After taking it slow with a few deep tokes, I instantly got that familiar sweet high I last experienced 30 years ago! A pleasant laid back chill with absolutely no paranoia. A fantastic choice I won’t forget, and I am so glad this strain was my reintroduction to getting high again! Can’t wait for my next high with this awesome strain!